ASTROPUPPA дата выхода

*** IF YOU OWN THIS GAME, YOU ARE RICH! *** (or you are a friend of the developer)Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem!ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true, it's 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things and creatures!Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points. If you don't manage to do it, it means you are a noob.So, please, if you fail, don't tell that the game is too hard or whatever. It's because...*** IF YOU OWN THIS GAME, YOU ARE RICH! *** (or you are a friend of the developer)Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem!ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true, it's 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things and creatures!Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points. If you don't manage to do it, it means you are a noob.So, please, if you fail, don't tell that the game is too hard or whatever. It's because YOU-ARE-A-NOOOOB.Game features:- Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things;- Audio FX produced by mouth;- hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics;- enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi;- many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels;- hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without getting angry and destroying the keyboard;- hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human sensibility;- press keys randomly and maybe something will happen.TIP1: PAUSE KILLS!TIP2: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this game, don't put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game costs less than *** $ 200 ***, not so much for you (and you are a rich guy), it is not long as the bible, so you can find the 20-30 minutes to play it, everyday. For 20-30 years at least!So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB!PUPPA!!! Далее